The Algorithm - I am Dating

Yesterday, I had a very busy day... 😂... I am browsing through the random videos on YouTube and found Google's I/O 2018... Really, After watching that video.. I was like.. The Assistant really handle my phone calls? 😱..... Wait a sec... What if it reveals my secrets?... or... What if it shares my browsing history? .. LOL..... But, to say... It is really a great idea to handle some of my boring phone calls.. 

But.. Guys... Let me tell you a story... A Real Story... 😉 ... 

Those are the day, I am just rubbing my hands between my keypad phone.. Thank god! It has Internet. But, to message in FB, my friends expect my reply two days later.. Then, I bought a SmartPhone... Yayyyyy!!!.. Finally... A Whats App for me!!... A Candy Crush for me!!... A Insta for me!!.... A Girl Friend for me!!..... Yes, I got a girl friend along with the mobile. I don't know I got one, until one day...... 

I opened my account on Insta with my Facebook Profile and made some followers too... I got strange habit of sharing the Internet Jokes/Memes on my Whats App Status.. During the initial days of my Insta, I have to search for the jokes and has to find a good one and share it on the Whats App. Quiet Natural.. But, later on days, without even searching for the jokes, I am getting in my feed. Still, I didn't find that, my new girl friend was understanding me... 

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I am one of the big fan of Priyanka Chopra, Bollywood actress.. One day, a news flashed. "Priyanka Chopra to act in a Hollywood Movie" 😗. I am also one of the fan who celebrates this news.. I am constantly checking her Fb profile, Insta profile and liking, sharing, commenting on every post. And finally, her Hollywood film's Teaser is out.. I just open YouTube and watched the teaser for at least 100 times.. My thumb finger burnt for play and pause. Even though my exams starts from tomorrow, I am busy with YouTube... 

From the next day, I have not opened my Fb, Insta and even YouTube. My girl friend was upset for my ignorance. Then... Fb tried to catch me... One day mt notification was like, "Hey, Surya! You've got 12 new friend requests and 20 new messages".. I was like, "Sorry Fb.. I don't fall for you".. Then, Insta, "Surya, Your friend shared a new photo to Priyanka Chopra".. "Oh really?... I have a entire album of Priyanka Chopra pics. LOL...". 

Then, a final bid.. "Priyanka Chopra sent you a friend request"... My heart just forgot to beat, my hand forgot to write, my mind forgot to study.. My eyes were in the tears of joy 😂... I've thrown my books and opened my Fb, yayy.. then, requests page... "Come on surya!!... Just look in the mirror... ".. 😞😠😠.. Fb just played a game with me and it won.. 

All this credit goes to my girl friend.. I call this Algorithm as my Gf.. coz.. It understands me than my real girl friend.. If I am bored on a evening, it fills my YouTube feed with the videos that I like. If I am stalking a profile in Fb, I can expect the posts from next day and even a Friend Request.. We're so lucky to have a Gf like this, who thinks about us, who cares for us.. 

So.. That's it folks.. !!.... Hope you show your love through the comments.. 😂.. By the way, I am on Twitter, follow me there too... :)..